Top Shelf Pussy Review

Top Shelf Pussy sounds like a good place to find some prime teen girls doing some choice kinky and dirty things and as it turns out, it is such a fine place. The site is loaded with pretty and cute nubiles and all barely 18 and 19 years old. Their skin is smooth and glowing, their pussies are pink and moist and they love sucking cock, fucking and even experimenting with other girls their own age.

The selection of girls is nice. I mean there are some that I couldn't really care about, but there are others that are damn hot and could be considered 'top-shelf'. Stacy Silver and a hot brunette called Dana certainly captured my attention. The problem is that there are only 32 babes, which hardly seems worth the bother. There is good news, though, especially if you love teens and coeds. Your TopShelfPussy membership gives you access to another 39 original Reality Kings sites including CumGirls, FirstTimeAuditions, Pure18, InTheVIP and FlowerTucci. Aside from many of the sites being amateur or reality style ones, there isn't a particular focus or theme. Instead the collection of sites rides the spectrum from solo girls masturbating to chicks getting their asses stretched and pounded.

Finding content is the easy part. Model pages don't deliver a lot of information about the babes, but they do list a few details along with the collection of their movies. You can filter the scenes either by selecting an attribute of the chicks, like big tits, or by selecting a specific type of action, are at least you should be able to. A closer look reveals that someone has been sleeping on the job because apparently there aren't any movies that match the tags. Well, at least you can still sort the content by date, top rated and most viewed. Sadly, though, you won't find any new content.

The chicks may give your cock a rise, especially as they masturbate, suck cock and fuck around with guys, and while it's very likely that they were between the ages of 18 and 21 when they appeared on the site, about five years have passed since the last update and I wouldn't hold my breath for any new ones. Now, you might think that this is the worst possible news that you could hear, but you'd be wrong because there is even worse news. Apparently, no one was sleeping on the job when matching episodes with tag words because apparently this site doesn't have any movies at all. Well, it's no wonder there are no updates! What the fuck is the phrase that comes to mind and what the fuck indeed.

Pictures are professional with fabulous bright lighting and some exceptional angles as the girls strip, play with their pussies, suck cock and fuck, but the average image is 640x480. Now, I have to admit that the size is choice when browsing the sets using the slideshow features, but the Zip downloads include the same picture sizes, which is way below standard especially for a photo-only site. All I can say is thank the stars for bonus sites.

Final Verdict

There are some really hot babes on Top Shelf Pussy and while I enjoyed exploring every inch of their hot bodies when looking through the photos, I was extremely disappointed not to find any accompanying videos. It's bad enough that the site hasn't updated in a half a decade, although the reason is very clear - without access to the 39 bonus sites, TopShelfPussy is basically a waste of time.